Colombian Coal Mine's definitions

Spatially Illiterate

someone who physically can not read the room even if a gun were pointed to their head

"dude my grandma just died"
"lol guys look at this tiktok i found"
"holy shit is it humanly possible for you be any more spatially illiterate what the actual fuck is wrong with you"

by Colombian Coal Mine July 20, 2025

bust a stream

take a violent piss
if "bust a nut" means to masturbate and "bust a pile" means to take a shit, then to bust a stream would be to take a violent piss

"Yeah I gotta be right back, I'm gonna go bust a stream."

by Colombian Coal Mine June 7, 2025