Definitions by Colombian Coal Mine

Spatially Illiterate 

someone who physically can not read the room even if a gun were pointed to their head

"dude my grandma just died"
"lol guys look at this tiktok i found"
"holy shit is it humanly possible for you be any more spatially illiterate what the actual fuck is wrong with you"

Spatially Illiterate by Colombian Coal Mine July 20, 2025

bust a stream 

take a violent piss
if "bust a nut" means to masturbate and "bust a pile" means to take a shit, then to bust a stream would be to take a violent piss

"Yeah I gotta be right back, I'm gonna go bust a stream."

bust a stream by Colombian Coal Mine June 7, 2025