Ring

Wear it on ya finger, made of gold unless ur a cheap bastard then you can wear silver or copper

Keeper ring

by Colin December 23, 2003

Life-Shit

A defecation so glorious that its passing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked by the stool.

Friend A: "Do I hear Brad crying in the bathroom?"

Friend B: "He must have just passed a life-shit!"

by Colin January 05, 2009

get off it

leave me or whatever alone

dude, "get off it"

by Colin August 07, 2003