womaney

Having features that make one look in some way like a woman

Look at Dave, his new haircut makes him look a bit womaney.

by Cold Boy August 15, 2006

betterganger

A person's doppleganger, but more attractive. i.e. what would happen if their parents had had sex with someone better looking.

"That guy looks just like Mike, but without the five chins."
"Amazing! Must be his betterganger."

by Cold Boy July 06, 2018

Cut the brown wire

To excrete wind, or fart.

In extreme cases, to go for a dump / soil one's self.

Taken from Lethal Weapon:

Murtaugh: "Come on, man, come on!"
Riggs: "I dunno, what one should I cut"
Murtaugh: "I don't know! Cut the brown wire!"
Riggs: "OK, here goes......"
Riggs: *parp*

by Cold Boy December 12, 2007