Definitions by Cold Boy

betterganger 

A person's doppleganger, but more attractive. i.e. what would happen if their parents had had sex with someone better looking.

"That guy looks just like Mike, but without the five chins."
"Amazing! Must be his betterganger."

betterganger by Cold Boy July 6, 2018

Cut the brown wire

To excrete wind, or fart.

In extreme cases, to go for a dump / soil one's self.

Taken from Lethal Weapon:

Murtaugh: "Come on, man, come on!"
Riggs: "I dunno, what one should I cut"
Murtaugh: "I don't know! Cut the brown wire!"
Riggs: "OK, here goes......"
Riggs: *parp*

Cut the brown wire by Cold Boy December 12, 2007

womaney 

Having features that make one look in some way like a woman

Look at Dave, his new haircut makes him look a bit womaney.

womaney by Cold Boy August 15, 2006