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Wonhoism

The belief that Wonho is the purest expression of capitalism and capitalism is the purest expression of Wonho.
Person 1: I didn't know you were capitalist. How did you get into that?
Person 2: I've been a fan of Wonho for years since Monsta X debuted and I realized that Wonho's engineered beauty and commercialized love for Wenee is the purest expression of capitalism -- where businesses love their customers by seeking to satisfy their wants. Then it occurred to me that capitalism is all about loving each other through cooperatively using the price mechanism to expand and allocate production, so the opposite is also true -- capitalism is a generalized expression of Wonho's love for Wenee. I call it Wonhoism.
by CoffeeDrinker January 31, 2022
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twisomnia

describes the difficulty sleeping caused by reading Twilight books or watching Twilight movies, usually a result of an inability to stop thinking about Twilight.
*Facebook IM Conversation*

-What are you doing up so late?

-I can't sleep. I just saw Eclipse for the second time today. I'm too excited.

-Oh, so you have twisomnia.
by CoffeeDrinker July 6, 2010
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Paperless-atization

In competitive policy debate, paperless-atization means to take your old paper debate files and scan and format them such that they can be used in paperless debate.
Debate Coach: "So have you guys done all of your reformatting so that we can switch to paperless next year?"
Debaters: "Oh no, but we'll do all of our paperless-atization this week."
by CoffeeDrinker August 16, 2010
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Delautful

causing delight as a result of a relation to Taylor Lautner.
Friend 1: What did you think of the New Moon movie?
Friend 2: Well, it was a shitty movie overall, but it was still very delautful.
by CoffeeDrinker August 28, 2010
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