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Brandon

A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.
That nigga Brandon just fucked my orangutang but hes got sty so ill let it slide.
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