Cockulon 3000's definitions

Yuppie speedball

Two beers and a coffee - typically consumed by yuppies at lunch on a workday.

"It's Dog-fucking Friday, let's go do a few yuppie speedballs."

by Cockulon 3000 February 24, 2005

that's what she said

The most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

by Cockulon 3000 August 26, 2007