Definitions by Cockulon 3000

that's what she said 

The most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

that's what she said by Cockulon 3000 August 26, 2007

Yuppie speedball 

Two beers and a coffee - typically consumed by yuppies at lunch on a workday.

"It's Dog-fucking Friday, let's go do a few yuppie speedballs."

Yuppie speedball by Cockulon 3000 February 24, 2005