Definitions by Cobbs666
queen lakweefah
queen lakweefah by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006
the woodmatch
The woodmatch is a when you try fucking your girlfriend up the ass when she doesnt want you to, making her clinch her hole, therefore drying it up completely. And yet you still proceed. Now its called the woodmatch because rubbing your penies on that hole can be like rubbing a woodmatch on cement, leaving your dick smelly and red.
the woodmatch by Cobbs666 December 6, 2006
gothic snowball
A gothic snowball is when you and all your buddies are gang banging some dirty whore, all take turns blowing your load inside her. Now she must be on her rag or it is just a normal snowball. Now pick one unlucky guy to suck all the blood and cum out and spit that snowball in her face. Not to be confused with the muslim snowball which involves blowing loads in her asshole.
gothic snowball by Cobbs666 December 6, 2006
dirty gibson
When one is on a drunken rampage, he has uninhibited drunk sex with jews while yelling racial slurs at them, then the next day claim that you are not racist. Now also known as the dirty Kramer.
dirty gibson by Cobbs666 December 4, 2006
masked bandit
The time honoured tradition, where one waits till a time when his ballsack is not tight, but hanging loose like 2 chestnuts in a wet ziplock. Then proceeds to place his balls on his partners face (preferably when she is lying down). You must position your ass above her head for optimum performance. Also must make sure your balls fall directly into the eye sockets, giving her the apperance of a raccoon, or if you will...a masked bandit.
masked bandit by Cobbs666 December 3, 2006