Italian showers are when an someone who works construction hides a bottle $2 cologne in the glove compartment of their dirty construction vehicle. They do not go home after work and just go straight to the strip club and douse themselves in cheap cologne.
I only had time for an italian shower.
by Cobbs666 December 05, 2006
a manitoba mudslide is when a chick has diareah , you make her stand on her head and fuck her so that the mud slide all the way down her cunt crack into her mouth.
by Cobbs666 December 05, 2006
The woodmatch is a when you try fucking your girlfriend up the ass when she doesnt want you to, making her clinch her hole, therefore drying it up completely. And yet you still proceed. Now its called the woodmatch because rubbing your penies on that hole can be like rubbing a woodmatch on cement, leaving your dick smelly and red.
by Cobbs666 December 04, 2006
Someone who shits their underwear then takes them off and slings shit at people using the elastic band of the underwear for slinging power.
by Cobbs666 December 05, 2006
Is what a chick gets when she wipes her ass from back to front to many times, most common during bouts of diorreah.
by Cobbs666 December 05, 2006