Definitions by Cobbljock

virtue simping

When a metaphorically castrated male makes showy attempts to gain the attention of females by way of parroting back insane feminist talking points. Often considered a traitor to his own sex, a "virtue simper" fails on two fronts: any female worth anything will instantly see through his thinly veiled efforts and identify him as the worst kind of male, and any male with a modicum of self-respect will reject him for attempting to gain clout by minimizing both the struggles and achievements of his "fellow" men.

"Did you hear Tony talking to the girls at the girl's lunch table about how women are as good or better than men at quite literally everything? What a coward. What a pussy. That spineless, disingenuous, incel prick just can't seem to stop himself from virtue simping."

virtue simping by Cobbljock August 25, 2026