"Shudentsh" is a term used by old, nagging teachers when they mean to say "students" but their dentures make it difficult.
Mrs. Berry: Shudentsh *sucks on teeth* pleashe get out your pershuashive esschays, or I am going to rape you!!!!
Troublesome "Shudent": I don't wanna!
Mrs. Berry: You are the big L! LAZY!!!!