Definitions by Clit Sammich

Shitslapped 

High out of your mind, the supposed second evolution of slapped and or clapped (depending on where you are from)
This state of being can only achieved by some straight gas.

I hung out at Ava's yesterday, she had some gas, man. we smoked that shit and i went straight f o o l i s h, I got Shitslapped af.

Shitslapped by Clit Sammich October 24, 2019

Ambalamb 

The slang word for "Ambulance" or, in some cases, the word "Alabama" said by Autistic [people]

WHERE DUH AMBALAMB HE ON THE GROUND WHER THE AMBALAMB
or
hewro wehcom to mugummy, ambalamb.

Ambalamb by Clit Sammich December 2, 2017