Clinton Sounds's definitions

brown docking

The act of passing one turd from the anus of one individual to another anus of an individual, achieved with care, patience and lubrication. First witnessed in the German Porno film 'Choc Horror'.

I watched as the two lesbians engaged in brown docking, slowly, one girl strained to expel her turd whilst the other girl, the receiver, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and received the turd completely into her own rectum.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

Drinking red sea

This being the act of performing cunnilingus during a woman's menstruation. So called chewy bits are often in abundance and towards the end of a womans period stringy bits of uterus are often expelled from the vagina. Many men are revolted by drinking red sea yet it is a highly pleasurable practise and particularly nutritious to the licker.

Sandra's periods were so heavy and always lasted a week so I had no other options except drinking red sea.

by clinton sounds April 13, 2005

pink oboe

Another name for the penis. Made famous by the late Peter Cook's 'Here Comes the Judge' speech.

Also a name given to the public houses and bars frequented by gay clientele.

Horace said to Walter, 'I would like to suck on your pink oboe'.

Walter suggested they both go to the pink oboe for a Campari and soda.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

felching

The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.

Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.

by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004

jam rags

Sanitary Napkins, used by women during menstruation. These of are often disposed of into a container next to the water closet, they are often fall into the hands of a pedal bin vampire.

Sandra applied the jam rag to her vulva, since her menstrual flow was heavy, and chewy bits were abundant.

by Clinton Sounds February 4, 2004

hot gnarl

This being the practise of fellatio upon a penis or pink oboe immediately after withdrawral from the anus after an act of buggery. The term implys that the penis is warm and has pebbledash coating the shaft of the penis.

David buggered Sandra mercilessly, then he withdrew his penis and thrust it into her mouth, he observed that his member was brownish with feces yet he insisted that she provided him with a hot gnarl.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

stools

These being human feces. A term often coined by medical doctors who realise that old folk do not understand the term feces or bowel movements. A stool can be up to nine inches in length, that being the total expanded length of the human rectum. It can have a circumference of up to eight inches and can be foul stinking or without odour. So much information can be taken from a stool, blood group, age, sex, eye color and even height and weight.

A stool is much envied by coprophilics and coprogenics. The ingestion of stools is not recommended, as it can lead to fatal infection, disease and premature death.

stools are often used in sex games, in particular brown docking a sexual practise that is very popular in Japan between lesbian Japanese women.

A stool sandwich is a highly dangerous snack offered to an enemy, often with unpleasant side effects.

I wrapped my stool in cling film wrap and sealed it inside a jiffy bag. I mailed it at my local post office to Noriko my coprophilic Japanese girlfriend. She called me by telephone, days later and told me how much she had loved chewing the stool and swallowing large chunks of it. I felt nauseated at the thought, yet I felt a hopeless pride in the fact that she had chosen me as a stool donor.

by clinton sounds April 4, 2005