Clinton Sounds's definitions

felching

The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.

Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.

by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004

jam rags

Sanitary Napkins, used by women during menstruation. These of are often disposed of into a container next to the water closet, they are often fall into the hands of a pedal bin vampire.

Sandra applied the jam rag to her vulva, since her menstrual flow was heavy, and chewy bits were abundant.

by Clinton Sounds February 4, 2004

pink oboe

Another name for the penis. Made famous by the late Peter Cook's 'Here Comes the Judge' speech.

Also a name given to the public houses and bars frequented by gay clientele.

Horace said to Walter, 'I would like to suck on your pink oboe'.

Walter suggested they both go to the pink oboe for a Campari and soda.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

Drinking red sea

This being the act of performing cunnilingus during a woman's menstruation. So called chewy bits are often in abundance and towards the end of a womans period stringy bits of uterus are often expelled from the vagina. Many men are revolted by drinking red sea yet it is a highly pleasurable practise and particularly nutritious to the licker.

Sandra's periods were so heavy and always lasted a week so I had no other options except drinking red sea.

by clinton sounds April 13, 2005

chewy bits

The chewy bits that are encountered during the act of crimson showers the chewy bits being the sloughed lining of the uterous expelled during menstruation.

Sandra was delivering me a crimson shower and I noticed quite a few chewy bits.

by Clinton Sounds January 31, 2004

trabadism

This being a lesbian sexual activity where they lie horizontally on top of each other rubbing their genitals together.

Sandra and Sarah decided to abandon the dildo and enjoy a trabadism

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

Crimson Shower

Being the act of when a menstruating woman, straddles a partner above the face, releases her tampon, and the resulting flow of menstrual blood upon the partners face being a crimson shower.

Sandra was on her period so I asked her to give me a crimson shower

by Clinton Sounds January 31, 2004