Definitions by CleorgeGooney
Divorce Fart
A Divorce Fart is when your poor spouse enters your fart cloud and the stench is so offensive that it results in divorce.
“Liesel had been warning Jeff for years that he’s going to eventually dish out the divorce fart. Little did he know it would be so soon. Beef stew was a bad choice”
Divorce Fart by CleorgeGooney January 19, 2022
Blown Biscuit
“After I heard the pop, I realized it was a blown biscuit”
“I told you if you didn’t replace those, you’d blow a biscuit!”
“I told you if you didn’t replace those, you’d blow a biscuit!”
Blown Biscuit by CleorgeGooney January 18, 2022
Munchy Crustard
Munchy Crustard is the typical hardened ring that forms around the nozzle/edge of a mustard container.
Munchy Crustard by CleorgeGooney January 18, 2022