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𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝phobia

The fear of breathing so fast your brain judges you and sentences you to death (most likely by masturbation)

Person a: why do you keep trying to breathe so slowly?
Person b: because I'm afraid of my brain judging me...
Person a: so you have 𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝phobia?

by Clearly not Diavolo March 31, 2021

samurai doge

The samurai form of doge, known well for slaying wenches and saying "Silence wench, I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy"

Samurai doge: *slays wench*
Samurai doge: Silence wench, I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy

by Clearly not Diavolo March 22, 2021

shipping immunity

Shipping is the act of one wanting/supporting two individuals involved in a romantic relationship. Shipping immunity is something people have if they're already in a relationship, it grants them the power of (you guessed it) being immune to being shipped.

Z: can we ship Diavolo and Y?
A: no, Diavolo has shipping immunity, he already has someone

by Clearly not Diavolo March 22, 2021

𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝

A discord user known for getting banned easily, he's also human.

X: have you seen 𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 today?
Y: nah, he said he'll be slaying wenches with samurai doge for the next couple of days

by Clearly not Diavolo March 24, 2021