Definitions by Clearly not Diavolo

𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝phobia 

The fear of breathing so fast your brain judges you and sentences you to death (most likely by masturbation)

Person a: why do you keep trying to breathe so slowly?
Person b: because I'm afraid of my brain judging me...
Person a: so you have 𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝phobia?

𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝phobia by Clearly not Diavolo March 31, 2021

𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 

A discord user known for getting banned easily, he's also human.

X: have you seen 𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 today?
Y: nah, he said he'll be slaying wenches with samurai doge for the next couple of days

𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 by Clearly not Diavolo March 24, 2021

samurai doge 

The samurai form of doge, known well for slaying wenches and saying "Silence wench, I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy"

Samurai doge: *slays wench*
Samurai doge: Silence wench, I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy

samurai doge by Clearly not Diavolo March 22, 2021

shipping immunity

Shipping is the act of one wanting/supporting two individuals involved in a romantic relationship. Shipping immunity is something people have if they're already in a relationship, it grants them the power of (you guessed it) being immune to being shipped.

Z: can we ship Diavolo and Y?
A: no, Diavolo has shipping immunity, he already has someone

shipping immunity by Clearly not Diavolo March 22, 2021