Definitions by Clayton Farmer

Office Urkel 

That guy in your office that wears his pants so high he looks like the television character Urkel, and the phoneclip on his belt sits in his arm pit.

Damn Bill is such a dork wearing his pants that high, he is such on Office Urkel.

Office Urkel by Clayton Farmer September 15, 2011

Crack Shark 

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

Crack Shark by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011

Serial Inflatuator 

A person who's metabolism is in constant production and excretion of bowel gasses.

Oh, dang do you have an air freshener? Sean is here, and that sucks cause he is such a serial inflatuator.

Serial Inflatuator by Clayton Farmer September 13, 2011