A heterosexual man who goes to great lengths to demonstrate his masculinity, yet whose behavior and inclinations tend to resemble that of heterosexual women more closely (or lesbians.)
"Hey Colin, I'm sorry I missed you at the 20-year reunion, I just couldn't make it. Was Jordan there?"
"Yeah Hunter, that's why you didn't miss much, all they wanted to do was show me their new Softails, their beards, and discuss manscaping. The smell of bourbon and spice body butter, pine-tar infused pube pomade, and hickory-scented ball powder was so thick in that place! It's like about all the guys in our entire class have gone alphasexual. I just no longer see them as men anymore."
"Yeah Hunter, that's why you didn't miss much, all they wanted to do was show me their new Softails, their beards, and discuss manscaping. The smell of bourbon and spice body butter, pine-tar infused pube pomade, and hickory-scented ball powder was so thick in that place! It's like about all the guys in our entire class have gone alphasexual. I just no longer see them as men anymore."
by Clay Rains April 08, 2024