Clausen Balls's definitions

Judas Fry

The hard pointy french fry in a batch that one uses to spear the other fries, much as one would use a utensil.

"Hey man, quit getting your grubby hands all over the fries. Find a Judas Fry and be sanitary."

by Clausen Balls April 19, 2010

Reverse splenderson

When you convince your girlfriend you won’t climax in her, but then do it anyway.

WTF! Your reverse splenderson is gonna get me pregnant. I’m ovulating you douche bag!

by Clausen Balls June 2, 2020

Reverse splenderson

When you convince your girlfriend you won’t climax in her, but then do it anyway.

WTF! Your reverse splenderson is gonna get me pregnant. I’m ovulating you douche bag!

by Clausen Balls June 2, 2020

Plop Mexican

Generic mid-quality Mexican food characterized by how it is served with a plop of condiments-plop of sour cream, plop of lettuce, plop of tomatoes, etc.

This ain’t high quality Mexican cuisine, but it ain’t bad for plop Mexican.

by Clausen Balls October 29, 2025