Definitions by Claude ReManes

cellular disorder 

The inexplicable affliction that prevents one from maintaining the speed limit or driving within the lines while talking to someone on the cell phone. Curiously, holding a conversation with someone sitting in the seat next to you has no affect on coordination or control.

Get off the road bitch. You shouldn't be driving if you have a cellular disorder.

cellular disorder by Claude ReManes April 27, 2011