hangup artist

People who glom onto you and trap you into all their problems, hangups and neurosis. All they focus on is themselves and one sided conversation only about them.

I could never be her friend. She's such a hangup artist.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

ash trash

Cigarette smokers. Leaving smokers debris and stank wherever they go. The green stuff don't count.

She could inhale through her mouth and blow smoke rings out her ass. Nothing but ash trash.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Face Spiders

Microscopic parasites that live on the face and in hair follicles. Thousands. We all have 'em.

You can scrub for the rest of your life but you'll never get the Face Spiders off.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

plantserts

Slang for silicone breast implants.

She got some big ol' plantserts, girl.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016