Clara Fication's definitions

velveeta queen

A person who consumes velveeta type cheese on everything. Grill cheese sandwiches, nachos, on vegetables, fondue, casseroles or just gobbling up big chunks of it. Maybe some fried spam on the side. And a big spoonfull of mayonnaise right out of the jar every few bites to help it slide. Usually served with a two liter diet soda.

He eats nothing but velveeta cheese all day long. Been a month since he had a bowel movement. He's gonna blow like a Yellowstone geyser one of these days. What a velveeta queen.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

ash trash

Cigarette smokers. Leaving smokers debris and stank wherever they go. The green stuff don't count.

She could inhale through her mouth and blow smoke rings out her ass. Nothing but ash trash.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

hangup artist

People who glom onto you and trap you into all their problems, hangups and neurosis. All they focus on is themselves and one sided conversation only about them.

I could never be her friend. She's such a hangup artist.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

eraser nipples

It's when men's nipples look like oversized pencil erasers. Permanently hard. If they're wearing a t-shirt you can see nipples from down the block. Sometimes they're natural and sometimes extreme nipple play and pinch twisting can make them that way after a long period of time.

I'd like to give that guy's eraser nipples a Texas Titty Twister!

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016