Definitions by Clam Hat

Shpaniac 

A person who strokes the sausage, rolls the dies, or flucshuates the flenning of otherly species than a homo sapian.
(A PERSON WHO MASTERBATES ANIMALS)

If I were a shpanicac, I'd have hands that smell like chicken cum.

Shpaniac by Clam Hat September 8, 2003