bum cloud

To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. (www.dictionary.com)

pwoooh man... did you let out a bum cloud?

by Claire January 18, 2004

asap

as safe as price.james(Price) is well safe (2 thumbs up)

ur asap!

by Claire March 17, 2004

shmeagol

verb

-to be in a state of extreme alertness or to be behaving strangely as a result of said alertness

note: the state of alertness is almost always a direct result of an intoxication of some kind, usually drugs, alcohol, sugar or red bull.

1. Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1!

note: "shmeagol" is often used out of context, as shown in the example below.

Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1! SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL!!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA T3H SHMEAGOL=OMFG!!@@!!!

by Claire November 21, 2004

German armpits

Unshaved (to say the least) armpits, refers particularly to the unshaved armpits of a woman.

"Lykomg! Did you SEE Julia Roberts' German armpits!?"

by Claire December 25, 2005

triple L

lesbian life lovers, a love so deep the you put your hoes over your bros

Sarah is my triple L and allways will be!

by Claire February 16, 2005

JBHS

A cool school in a fucked up town.

JBHS is where all the people I defined GO.

by claire December 29, 2004

Boots

A chemist, which also sells electrical goods etc. - all hideously overpriced. It is the Chav's store of choice. They do not buy from the store, they steal, then go back to school and brag about it, offering to "nick anything for anybody at a fair price." This is what the common Chav will refer to as a hustle.

Vicky: Yeah, I nicked six fluorescent nail varnishes on Saturday. I'm going again on Monday, so if you want owt nicking let me know yeah?
Derek: Get lost, ingrate.

by Claire August 18, 2005