Claire's definitions

iono

when you cant be bothered saying or typing i dont know. commonly used by everyday aussie teenagers

person1: so how do you do... blah blah blah
person2: iono y ask me

by claire January 29, 2004

shmeagol

verb

-to be in a state of extreme alertness or to be behaving strangely as a result of said alertness

note: the state of alertness is almost always a direct result of an intoxication of some kind, usually drugs, alcohol, sugar or red bull.

1. Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1!

note: "shmeagol" is often used out of context, as shown in the example below.

Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1! SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL!!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA T3H SHMEAGOL=OMFG!!@@!!!

by Claire November 21, 2004

randomnity

A highly popular website based around the scandalous lives of a group of chums living in and around Croydon, South London.

Rod: "Ooh, I'd better check that great website, Randomnity, to see what exciting new features have gone up."
Adrian: "Don't forget to check the message board - there's always lots of wonderful messages on the message board."

by claire January 18, 2004

Arielle

A girl who loves the word tacky and innuendo and has a loving sensation.

My name is Arie! Thats sooo tacky! Is that an innuendo??

by Claire December 3, 2003

Manbeast

A female who looks like a man

Blimey, she's a manbeast!

by Claire March 17, 2004

kringle

a yummy pastry.

ooh, i like kringle. :>

by claire January 4, 2004

Gabification

1) Gossiping excesively with your best friend
2) Hearing the craziest stories that you would never hear from anyone else
3) Spending time with your best friend EVER

omg GABIFY me!
We totally need to spend some gabification/clairification time!

by claire October 21, 2004