bushmonkey

a woman of the unusually hairy variety, expecially in the "nether" regions. ex. Madonna in her Playboy pictures.

Hey, yo, weasel that bitch was such a bushmonkey that it would take me all day, a compass, and a brushhog to find her frog.

by Cinna January 06, 2005

weasel

male penis, usually used in a derogatory manner.

That fucker had the smallest weasel I ever saw in my life, and it was shaved too..

by Cinna January 06, 2005