Cimmerian Southpaw's definitions

faux bisexual

A annoying heterosexual female who pretends to be bi because it gives equally annoying heterosexual males a boner.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

granola dyke

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

Homo superior

Science fiction term for a more highly evolved race of humans than Homo sapiens.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

dick flick

The testosterone-driven opposite of a "chick flick". Generally contains lots of car chases, explosions, and boobs.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 14, 2003

Christian science

See wordoxymoronword

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003