Definitions by Cimmerian Southpaw

Christian rock

An oxymoron.

Christian rock by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

Christian science 

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Christian science by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

family values 

An abstract concept that is often made reference to by fundementalist fuckmuppets as a way to condemn working mothers, gay people, single parents, sex education, and anything else that wasn't on "Leave In To Beaver".

family values by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

Gloomy Sunday 

The greatest song ever written, popularized by Billie Holiday. Nicknamed "the Hungarian suicide song".

The Associates did a fantastic version of "Gloomy Sunday".

Gloomy Sunday by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

boxing

A sport that involves two sweaty, muscley guys in satin underpants fight over a belt.

boxing by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003