Cimmerian Southpaw's definitions

the smiths

Best. Band. EVER. 'Nuff said?

The Smiths 0wnz0rz j00.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

faux bisexual

A annoying heterosexual female who pretends to be bi because it gives equally annoying heterosexual males a boner.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

granola dyke

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

gerbilling

A sexual practice found in urban legends told by heterosexuals with a sick mind and an over-active imagination.

by Cimmerian Southpaw November 17, 2006

Christian science

See wordoxymoronword

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003