Cimmerian Southpaw's definitions

gerbilling

A sexual practice found in urban legends told by heterosexuals with a sick mind and an over-active imagination.

by Cimmerian Southpaw November 17, 2006

bifauxnen

A girl who looks like pretty boy. A female bishounen.

I am using the word bifauxnen in a sentence.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

granola dyke

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

Homo superior

Science fiction term for a more highly evolved race of humans than Homo sapiens.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

"kiss this guy" syndrome

A disorder believed to be the cause of misheard song lyrics.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003