Cimmerian Southpaw's definitions

granola dyke

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

Christian rock

An oxymoron.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

Christian science

See wordoxymoronword

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

the smiths

Best. Band. EVER. 'Nuff said?

The Smiths 0wnz0rz j00.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

faux bisexual

A annoying heterosexual female who pretends to be bi because it gives equally annoying heterosexual males a boner.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003