Acronym
"Don't Worry, It's Really Boring". A useful conversation tool by which the user can immediately stop any particularly uninteresting banter in its tracks, without anyone getting too offended. Can also be used to warn a third party not to get involved in a conversation being held by others which is of no interest to anyone.
"Don't Worry, It's Really Boring". A useful conversation tool by which the user can immediately stop any particularly uninteresting banter in its tracks, without anyone getting too offended. Can also be used to warn a third party not to get involved in a conversation being held by others which is of no interest to anyone.
Example 1:
Dave: "Yeah, so, just trying to come to some kind of agreement on the exact colour and style of the dado rail"
Jim: "All a little bit dwirb though, isnt it dave?"
Example 2:
-James: "...and in fact those are some of the best tele-snap reconstructions of missing dr who episodes i've seen in quite some time"
-Chud: "Yeah?"
-Baj: "Hey, what you guys talking about?"
-Chud: "Oh, dwirb"
-Baj: "Fair go squire"
Dave: "Yeah, so, just trying to come to some kind of agreement on the exact colour and style of the dado rail"
Jim: "All a little bit dwirb though, isnt it dave?"
Example 2:
-James: "...and in fact those are some of the best tele-snap reconstructions of missing dr who episodes i've seen in quite some time"
-Chud: "Yeah?"
-Baj: "Hey, what you guys talking about?"
-Chud: "Oh, dwirb"
-Baj: "Fair go squire"
by Chud Brunner March 31, 2008
noun
A friend, a lover, a work colleague, and someone who makes the idea of moving to Ukraine and investing in a Lada seem like the sexiest possible future.
A friend, a lover, a work colleague, and someone who makes the idea of moving to Ukraine and investing in a Lada seem like the sexiest possible future.
Sure you can borrow the car, but I need it back by 5pm; I have to pick up my Ladawife from work, and after I'm probably going to finger her on the back seat.
by Chud Brunner September 04, 2018
MARK: "I don't think I'll ever be able to face my family again"
DAVE: "Shit, what happened dude?"
MARK: "Well, last night as I was pouring myself a hand-shandy, the cat walked into my room and jumped on my lap, just when I reached my vinegar strokes"
DAVE: "I'm sure he'll get over it"
MARK: "But that's not the worst part; before I could clean him off, my little sister ran in and grabbed him. Later I saw the cat walking around with a mohican while my sister kept saying something about becoming a pet stylist"
DAVE: "Wow. That truly was a masturbatastrophe"
DAVE: "Shit, what happened dude?"
MARK: "Well, last night as I was pouring myself a hand-shandy, the cat walked into my room and jumped on my lap, just when I reached my vinegar strokes"
DAVE: "I'm sure he'll get over it"
MARK: "But that's not the worst part; before I could clean him off, my little sister ran in and grabbed him. Later I saw the cat walking around with a mohican while my sister kept saying something about becoming a pet stylist"
DAVE: "Wow. That truly was a masturbatastrophe"
by Chud Brunner October 30, 2011