Definitions by Chuckles McButtButter

Maxturbation 

The art of eating while pleasuring yourself.

Sitting at the computer, two to three slices of your favorite pizza on the desk NEXT to the computer, porn totally on, and bites being taken with the left hand while the right hand is in mid-whack. Maxturbation.

Maxturbation by Chuckles McButtButter November 21, 2010

Evaculation 

Having to escape from a burning building while makin' sweet sexual love.

Dude, me and Elise were totally bangin' in the abandoned warehouse down by the lake last night, and then it totally caught fire so there was some serious evaculation going on.

Evaculation by Chuckles McButtButter November 21, 2010