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1 n. the ultra sarcastic term used to address a woman, usually significant other, that is constantly wearing her pussy vibrator around, yet denies anything is happening as her face goes bright red, eye goes crossed, and breathing becomes orgasmic; usually accompanied by a single rapid involuntary pelvic twitch, elevated yet shaky vocals, and constant ruffling of anything that resembles a sloshing noise often made when an object comes in contact with a overly wet pussy; her face usually ages 10 years in a matter of four seconds with bags and bloodshot eyes, sometimes the gesture resembles that of a person giving a slight incognito push of a fart.
(Ultra sarcastic male voice) Hey hummie, are you making more sauce for the silver sneakers tomorrow morning? (The silver sneakers refer to the perverted seniors that would pay their monthly retirement just to see her eyes go crossed as they gather around her hoeing the dirt in the front yard!)
by Chuckie Cools July 12, 2023
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