What would Chuck Norris Do? This is a question that you'd ask yourself if you didn't think Jesus had the balls to do it. The answer to this question usually results in beating someone's ass royally or a good ol' fashion roundhouse kick to the face.
Holy shit... I'm surrounded by ninjas! Please W.W.C.N.D.? I got it <roundhouse kicks the ninjas and they all run away... the ones that can walk anymore>