Chuck Norris's Left Foot's definitions

Dickasso'd

The act of dunking a dick in paint and slapping a girl across the face.

*slap*
Girl: Hey, what the hell!
Guy: You just got dickasso'd, bitch!

by Chuck Norris's Left Foot October 20, 2010

Cock Blocking Bitch

One who continuously cock blocks you via embarassing stories, only to sleep with that person.

Phil: He is this your penis pump?
Jack: WTF!?
Girl: Sick. I'm outta here. Creeper.
Jack: Oh you cock blocking bitch!

by Chuck Norris's Left Foot October 20, 2010