Definitions by Christopher Joe Smith

jiz-bagel 

A bagel with Jiz as the spread, instead of cream cheese or butter.

The customer was acting rather snobbish so the baker gave him a nice hot jiz-bagel instead of a plain with creamcheese

jiz-bagel by Christopher Joe Smith January 4, 2008

Jiz-bagel 

A bagel in which the condiment is replaced with jiz contrast to the cream cheese or butter bagel.

The customer was rather snobish so the baker gave him a nice Jiz-bagel instead of the plain with cream cheese

Jiz-bagel by Christopher Joe Smith January 3, 2008