Hey Biggins, your Ian is hairy and smells of old cabbage. Alan, your Ian is tiny and smooth - can i snuggle up next to your Ian?
by Christopher Biggins February 01, 2008
Hey Sammy - let's bang a big load of Choz down our hooters -Ok Pat, we'll text Biggins too and try and get him over. Biggins loves the choz train. But let's not tel Lauren, she'll go potty if she finds out that Sam has done a load of choz
by Christopher Biggins May 06, 2008