Definitions by Christina Beanie Baby

Infant 

One who has a hard time drinking large quantities of alcohol, watches StarTrek, eats Tony's Pizza, spends lots of time playing Xbox 360, is a huge fan of KidRock, and often goes by "Greggy Pooh".

Look over there on the waterbed, there is an infant laying there watching Prison Break!!!!

Infant by Christina Beanie Baby May 8, 2008