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Definitions by Christian Handersun

Scoff-Law 

A law that can be largely ignored or broken without consequence.
“Hey man did you see the new No-Smoking signs they put up around town?”

“Ppfh, that’s a total scoff-law bro, here hit this.”

Anus Accent 

A type of accent produced by ones anus. The accent affects the timbre and tonality of farts, and poops alike.

An anus accent may also refer to an ornament adorned on ones anus for the purpose of decoration.
Hey bro, did you get a new anus accent? Are those real rubies?

Ever since Monica went to France for the summer, her anus accent has been so hard to understand.