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Definitions by Chrispy Chicken

Titty stick

A stick one uses to strike against their own shin to avoid a boner in public whilst wearing basketball short, swim shorts, or sweatpants. The stick shall be at least 6ā€ but less than 24ā€ in length and made of wood or plastic, metal is discouraged. To avoid severe injury, one should only use a wrist motion to strike and not a full arm motion.
Damn those titties are fine, I’m gonna need a titty stick
Titty stick by Chrispy Chicken November 22, 2020

Air Help 

The act of helping another person through way of hand gestures and staring, not physically being useful.
Don't worry, Dacie will Air Help.
Air Help by Chrispy Chicken June 20, 2020