Chris VG's definitions

Heroin Track

A song so good that you are hooked on it the first time you hear it and have to download or buy it it as soon as possible. Once you have it you can happily listen to it on repeat all day long without ever tiring of it, and you feel sick when you haven't heard it for a while.
When it is not being played you just sing or hum it to recreate the feeling you get when you hear the original.

Chris-"Have you heard that Jay-Z song 'Big Pimpin'?"
Luke-"Sure, thats the Heroin Track of the moment, I can't get enough of it"

by Chris VG December 28, 2007

A man's gotta eat

An expression offered by a friend when he knows that he has spent the night with a girl of below average looks/intelligence or above average weight.
It is often due to the fact that they are in the middle of a dry spell and merely need something to tide them over until something more appetising comes along.

Chris-"Please tell me you didn't get your nuts in with that fatty from the club last night"
Bowler-"Well, yes I did, I'm going through bit of a dry spell at the moment you see, and after all, A man's gotta eat"

by Chris VG July 1, 2007

Cat Got Your Fingers

A phrase offered to people (mainly lazy females) that regularly fail to reply to SMS text messages in favour of waiting until the next time you see each other.

Chris-Did you get that text I sent you?
Karen-Yes, i've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Chris-Cat got your fingers?

by Chris VG May 3, 2007