Chris VG's definitions

Cat Got Your Fingers

A phrase offered to people (mainly lazy females) that regularly fail to reply to SMS text messages in favour of waiting until the next time you see each other.

Chris-Did you get that text I sent you?
Karen-Yes, i've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Chris-Cat got your fingers?

by Chris VG May 3, 2007

Where you off

A phrase lazy northerners use instead of completing a full sentence. What they actually mean to say is "Where are you off too?"

Alright Pet, where you off?

by Chris VG December 28, 2007

ratty

Feeling miserable, snappy and irritable, mainly a condition suffered by girls on a Sunday evening.

Chris-"Karen Do you want to go for a drink"
Karen "No Thanks, I'm feeling Miserable, snappy and irritable"
Chris "Ratty Bitch"

by Chris VG April 21, 2007