Chris VG's definitions
Another version of "being cruel to be kind". To show somebody some tough love today will save them heartache in the future but may cause a small amount of upset for the reciever immediately after the "Tough Love" has been dispensed. They would suffer more if you let them get on with their life with no interference from third parties.
Leo-"I'm gonna ask that girl out on a date"
Chris-"You'd be wasting your time, you are ugly, overweight and suffer severely from B.O. and thats just your good points, take it from me, she will reject you, maybe not straight away, perhaps she will rinse your bank account first, but you have no future with that girl, I'm sorry mate the writing is on the wall"
Leo-"Harsh words, but priceless advice, I guess thats what they call tough love"
Chris-"It sure is, look it up on the Urban dictionary, on second thoughts, you better not"
Chris-"You'd be wasting your time, you are ugly, overweight and suffer severely from B.O. and thats just your good points, take it from me, she will reject you, maybe not straight away, perhaps she will rinse your bank account first, but you have no future with that girl, I'm sorry mate the writing is on the wall"
Leo-"Harsh words, but priceless advice, I guess thats what they call tough love"
Chris-"It sure is, look it up on the Urban dictionary, on second thoughts, you better not"
by Chris VG May 24, 2007
Get the Tough Lovemug. A phrase offered to people (mainly lazy females) that regularly fail to reply to SMS text messages in favour of waiting until the next time you see each other.
Chris-Did you get that text I sent you?
Karen-Yes, i've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Chris-Cat got your fingers?
Karen-Yes, i've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Chris-Cat got your fingers?
by Chris VG May 3, 2007
Get the Cat Got Your Fingersmug. The shout given when, during a vigorous session of Love Making, the quilt is flung from the bed to the floor, one, or more of the partaking Love Makers are then compelled to shout "Man Over Board" and all sex is put on hold until the quilt is recovered and replaced over the combatants.
Karen-Man Over Board.
Chris-"I ain't moving until you get down there and get him back.
Karen-I'm on my way.
Chris-"I ain't moving until you get down there and get him back.
Karen-I'm on my way.
by Chris VG May 7, 2007
Get the Man Over Boardmug.