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1. A term coined by herbologists to describe someone who posseses superior plant-handling skills. 2. Used to describe soeone that didn't fully have sex with a female, but merely masterbated, and yet still got her pregnant.
1. Girl-"Wow. Look at my garden! It's teeming with life!" Boy-"Yep. You must have a Green Thumb or something."
2. Chris-"So wait. She told you she was pregnant? I thought you said you DID'NT have sex with her?" Jarod-"Yes Chris. I got her pregnant. Cuz...yaknow...I got that green thumb!"
by Chris Strong June 10, 2008

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