Definitions by Chris Secrest
pinch and roll
The ONLY comfortable and workable way to scratch one's scrotum. Actual scratching does not work, as the scrotal entity slides around under the fingers. To achieve results, the scrotum is pinched between the fingers and rolled back and forth.
Sweetie-darling, if you really want to scratch the boys, you must remember to use the pinch and roll technique.
pinch and roll by Chris Secrest August 12, 2008
Chewing the clown's cap
The date with the good-looking blonde was a disaster. She turned out to be crazy and Bob realized he'd been chewing the clown's cap.
Chewing the clown's cap by Chris Secrest July 7, 2008