Chris Grant's definitions

Barham

Something that is annoying, often due to loudness. Commonly used as an insult in some areas of Kent, England.
See Birtwell

You Barham!
Don't be such a barham!

by Chris Grant December 28, 2003

Birtwell

Clumsy, foolish, tendency to pick up copious quantities of nicknames.
See Barham

You've birtwelled it up, haven't you!

by Chris Grant December 28, 2003