Definitions by Chris Grant

Barham

Something that is annoying, often due to loudness. Commonly used as an insult in some areas of Kent, England.
See Birtwell

You Barham!
Don't be such a barham!

Barham by Chris Grant December 28, 2003

Birtwell 

Clumsy, foolish, tendency to pick up copious quantities of nicknames.
See Barham

You've birtwelled it up, haven't you!

Birtwell by Chris Grant December 28, 2003