bi-shizzo, bi-shizzle

bi-shizzo = bike
bi-shizzle =bicycle
commonly used as a "ghetto street" slang word for bicycle, rarely used, but often emphasized, this word may not be used to describe pussy bikes, such as "roadies", "XCers", "BMXers", and or normal moutain bikes exluding all but serious freeride bikes and bikes manufactured for and sold at all Canadian TIre outlets (also see sicle, sicling, and siclist") originated in Ontario by a one "Yomar" when describing his dope ass ride.
"dude, thats a "phat" bi-shizzo"

"man!, is that a CT ride? "dope" bi-shizzle"

"norco 250 - "illest" sicle and "sicest" bi-shizzo"
by Chris G. January 23, 2004
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t-ruckin'

can also be used as T-mother-fuckin'-ruckin, or TdotRuckin', all are acceptable versions of this popular term used mostly by "yomar" to describe his T-F-45-150 ford t-ruck, a pastime taken in by such people as B-rizza, and K.dawg. to name a scoatch of the people actually involved in this beloved hobby. carefull no sloppy boner's, "jean boner's, allowed, this means you SLOPPY BONER CARL, however all sicle riders welcome. many fun times in the summer months can be had, hopefull for years to come
"hey! let's got T-ruckin'"!

"T-mother-fuckin'-ruckin' FOR LIFE'

"hey.... watch the paint job....."

"my t-ruck is faster than your rice car.."
by Chris G. January 23, 2004
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off-kilter

slightly un-straight, to be of-kilter is to at an angle, can be used to describe a feeling but was designed to describe the state of such objects as furniture, and other such structures. mainly refered to in H.dot as "that's a scoatch off-kilter"
"that's a scoatch off-kilter"

"hey craig... the tent is off-kilter" reply... "justa scoatch"

"man I fucked my t-ruck! she's sitting off-kilter"
by Chris G. January 23, 2004
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jean boner

the phenomen occuring when your jeans create a large protrusion in the genital area, commonly caused by a mis-aligned belt buckle of some sort. can be extended to the point where one can say things such as, "khaki boner" and "trollie boner". originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when such classification was un-heard of. remedies: put the belt buckle at the rear and or sides of the trousers.... may look "odd", but somewhat effective. main problem, the button creates a pivot point for such "boner action". Can sometimes be your friend, yet usually your worst enemy!
"holy shit, it looks like i'm popping wood"

"damn , people are gonna think i have a stiffy"

"pajoneowned, the girls think i have a 2 inch boner"
by Chris G. January 23, 2004
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coprophilia

by Chris G. June 27, 2004
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