Chris G.'s definitions

502

The Chevy 502, probably the greatest big block ever made. Best when stuffed in a late 60's Nova.

"Dude, that pro street Nova has a supercharged 502 in it! Kickass!"

by Chris G. October 23, 2004

coprophilia

eating of shit

he sat on my face and shit in my mouth

by Chris G. June 27, 2004

jean boner

the phenomen occuring when your jeans create a large protrusion in the genital area, commonly caused by a mis-aligned belt buckle of some sort. can be extended to the point where one can say things such as, "khaki boner" and "trollie boner". originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when such classification was un-heard of. remedies: put the belt buckle at the rear and or sides of the trousers.... may look "odd", but somewhat effective. main problem, the button creates a pivot point for such "boner action". Can sometimes be your friend, yet usually your worst enemy!

"holy shit, it looks like i'm popping wood"

"damn , people are gonna think i have a stiffy"

"pajoneowned, the girls think i have a 2 inch boner"

by Chris G. January 23, 2004

bi-shizzo, bi-shizzle

bi-shizzo = bike
bi-shizzle =bicycle
commonly used as a "ghetto street" slang word for bicycle, rarely used, but often emphasized, this word may not be used to describe pussy bikes, such as "roadies", "XCers", "BMXers", and or normal moutain bikes exluding all but serious freeride bikes and bikes manufactured for and sold at all Canadian TIre outlets (also see sicle, sicling, and siclist") originated in Ontario by a one "Yomar" when describing his dope ass ride.

"dude, thats a "phat" bi-shizzo"

"man!, is that a CT ride? "dope" bi-shizzle"

"norco 250 - "illest" sicle and "sicest" bi-shizzo"

by Chris G. January 23, 2004

Charles Dickens

Rap word for penis, used when it's useful for rhyming. Rarely used.

"I spit on your grave, then I grab my Charles Dickens... bitch."

- Method Man, from Notorious BIG's 'The What' (from the Ready to Die album)

by Chris G. November 12, 2004