Chris G.'s definitions

502

The Chevy 502, probably the greatest big block ever made. Best when stuffed in a late 60's Nova.

"Dude, that pro street Nova has a supercharged 502 in it! Kickass!"

by Chris G. October 23, 2004

sloppy boner

the condition when a said individual is wearing the pants commonly reffered to as "track pants" and contains a semi-erect penis, usually the aftermath of a full-force hard-on, induced mainly by male influences., looks "sloppy" as it flops around with the loose pants, very noticable and very disturbing. originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when describing this condtion, original comment "hey, you know that guy SLOPPY BONER CARL!?"

"eww, dude, look at that guys sloppy boner, dude get some jeans"

"omg.... how am i gonna cover this old girl up......"

shit, people are gonna notice, i am so pwnd"

"PORK CHOP SANDWICHES"

by Chris G. January 27, 2004

scoatch

less than a smigden, a very miniscule amount, used to describe small amount of said goods or services. can be used loosley yet must be used with force, a strong word with deep roots back to H.dot and it's representatives abroad

"turn it down a scoatch"

"move a scoatch over"

"my gooch itches a scoatch)

by Chris G. January 23, 2004

Charles Dickens

Rap word for penis, used when it's useful for rhyming. Rarely used.

"I spit on your grave, then I grab my Charles Dickens... bitch."

- Method Man, from Notorious BIG's 'The What' (from the Ready to Die album)

by Chris G. November 12, 2004

shizzow

Shizzow: Another form of "Booyah!" or "W00t!", also, a country formed by me and my 2 friends in Biology class.

"Shizzow, how do you like me now?!"

by Chris G. October 23, 2004