Chris G.'s definitions

shizzow

Shizzow: Another form of "Booyah!" or "W00t!", also, a country formed by me and my 2 friends in Biology class.

"Shizzow, how do you like me now?!"

by Chris G. October 23, 2004

jean boner

the phenomen occuring when your jeans create a large protrusion in the genital area, commonly caused by a mis-aligned belt buckle of some sort. can be extended to the point where one can say things such as, "khaki boner" and "trollie boner". originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when such classification was un-heard of. remedies: put the belt buckle at the rear and or sides of the trousers.... may look "odd", but somewhat effective. main problem, the button creates a pivot point for such "boner action". Can sometimes be your friend, yet usually your worst enemy!

"holy shit, it looks like i'm popping wood"

"damn , people are gonna think i have a stiffy"

"pajoneowned, the girls think i have a 2 inch boner"

by Chris G. January 23, 2004

sicling, siclist, sicle

sicle=bike
siclist=biker
sicling=biking

may never be used to describe the groups commonly reffered to as "roadies", "XCers", "BMXers" or any normal moutain biker. Used when referrring to hardcore freeride bikers, mostly used in the urban biking scene when talking to fellow riders, an inside comment, not to be used to often nor to openly. Originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when discussing "sicling" with fellow riders, on his "twofiff"

"yo, what you up to, lets go sicling"

"wtf! wheres my sicle!"

yeah man, siclist for life!"

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

by Chris G. January 23, 2004

coprophilia

eating of shit

he sat on my face and shit in my mouth

by Chris G. June 27, 2004

Charles Dickens

Rap word for penis, used when it's useful for rhyming. Rarely used.

"I spit on your grave, then I grab my Charles Dickens... bitch."

- Method Man, from Notorious BIG's 'The What' (from the Ready to Die album)

by Chris G. November 12, 2004