Chris Falcon's definitions

shonen jump

A comic book company from japan which WAS real good. Until One Piece was released.

After that, they started releasing Mainstream crap like Naruto (series who pretend to talk about ninjas, but actually talk about scouts), Bleach (an average samurai shodown ripoff), and the overrated Death note.

The best shonen jump series was Yuyu Hakusho.

Naruto and Bleach are the worst ones.

by Chris Falcon January 16, 2008

pornotube

A very lame site with videos that aren't streamed even after hours, too many lags, low-quality videos of lonely attention whores who masturbate themselves for fun.

A waste of time compared to youtube.

Pornotube is the worst site ever created.

by Chris Falcon November 13, 2007

ryu hayabusa

Ryu Hayabusa is the protagonist of the ninja gaiden series, and a selectable character in dead or alive series. In fact he is labelled as a super ninja due to the Ninja Gaiden plot. In the DOA series he is a toptier due to canon (He defeated an interdimensional Tengu called Bankotsubou) and his fast and deadly attacks, including izuna otoshi (It's not omote renge, folks!). He has lots of powerful attacks and carry a plethora of weapons in the ninja gaiden on the Xbox. He pwns along with joe musashi, strider hiryu, taki, rikimaru and other ninjas that naruto universe has just ripped off due to lack of ideas in creating good characters and plot.

Lucid and intelligent person: I just mastered ryu's combos in Dead ro alive, after i went to ninja gaiden black and beat it using dabilahro and true dragon sword! ryu hayabusa is the coolest!

Naruto fan: nope itachi is the coolest because he killed his realtives and yakkit yakka yakka yakka...

Lucid and intelligent person: and by the way you don't know that naruto is a ripoff of videogame ninjas, uh?

by Chris Falcon July 2, 2008

scouts

Characters of the Naruto anime series.

Naruto characters aren't ninjas, they're actaully scouts.

by Chris Falcon January 2, 2008