2 definitions by Chris Dott

This describes the situation you are in if you have gone a long time without pussy, like the credit crunch but with pussy not money
Friend1: Man i was in the club all night last night and i didnt pull a thing
Friend2: I know mate, thats because theres a pussy crunch going on
The pussy crunch slam and bounce
by Chris Dott May 21, 2009
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To have sex with someone, then promptly leave without trace never to be seen again.

Friend1: That girl you linked up last night was on fire, are you gonna see her again?
Friend2: Nah mate, it was a slam and bounce
by Chris Dott May 21, 2009
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