Definitions by Chris B and Mason B

Jamaican Turtle Wax 

While smoking marijuan and listening to Bob Marley, while having anal sex, you ejaculate all over the bitches back and rub it in ever so gently. If you do this right it should leave a nice glossy polish.

My mom walked in while i was giving Brooke a Jamaican Turtle Wax.

Jamaican Turtle Wax by Chris B and Mason B September 4, 2008

poo tang rage 

the act of being really bitchy when it is that time of the month for a woman.

elise beat the shit out of me by unleashing the poo tang rage.

poo tang rage by Chris B and Mason B July 9, 2006