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Birth control face

When a dude so fucking ugly, you're like "nope. I think I chose abstinence today"

Stacy: Did you see that guy?

Anne: oh yea. Birth control face.
Stacy: I wouldn't fuck that guy in a million years.
Jessi: accurate

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1. When a group of friends goes camping and cooks chorizo.

2. An all-male sex orgy in the woods.

We're going on a chorizo campout this weekend. Don't forget the condoms.

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