37 definitions by Choo-Choo McGrew
guy1: you sure i wont fall?
gal1: Yeah, sure.
Guy1: *jumps off a cliff* *falls to a bloody death*
gal1: You failed to fly?
bloody pulp: yep. i fell.
gal1: Yeah, sure.
Guy1: *jumps off a cliff* *falls to a bloody death*
gal1: You failed to fly?
bloody pulp: yep. i fell.
by Choo-Choo McGrew August 17, 2006
by Choo-Choo McGrew August 15, 2006
texter: i dnt us 2 m0ch txt spek n00b
Normal person: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?!?!?!?!?!
texter: meh ams gut cort in da c00ker agan
Normal person: SHUT UP YOU "DUMB" CREATURE OF SLIME!!!!
bob: y shud e?
normal person: *runs away screaming*
Normal person: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?!?!?!?!?!
texter: meh ams gut cort in da c00ker agan
Normal person: SHUT UP YOU "DUMB" CREATURE OF SLIME!!!!
bob: y shud e?
normal person: *runs away screaming*
by Choo-Choo McGrew August 15, 2006
A & B walk out of a McDonalds
A: hey, where are all the pigeons?
B:You eating one now.
A: Looks at BigMac in suprise and barfs
A: hey, where are all the pigeons?
B:You eating one now.
A: Looks at BigMac in suprise and barfs
by Choo-Choo McGrew July 9, 2006
by Choo-Choo McGrew May 22, 2007
The only animal species that likes to believe that giant people in robes created them and that they must worship them. They then start "Wars" over which of these giant people in robes are the best. They are very hostile and will attack or hump anything that moves. Just like all mammals, the human has mamory glands a.k.a: tits. The difference is, humans are obsessed with these tits and some are even obsessed with the tits of other animals. We call these people "Biologists".
Cow: Here comes that dumb human whos gonna feel my tits again.
Monkey in a zoo: Hey! That human is picking its nose!
Human Female: I have tits!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Fat Human Male: Me too!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Monkey in a zoo: Hey! That human is picking its nose!
Human Female: I have tits!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Fat Human Male: Me too!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
by Choo-Choo McGrew August 18, 2006
A word used when someone wants to LOOK like they can use a computer. It is also another name for a USB port, yet again, when talking computers.
Miss A: So you fire wall the DAR and reboot its system core.
Mr.B: You have no idea what your talking about do you?
Miss A: Uh...
or
Mr A: So you just plug it into the DAR?
Miss B: Yep
Mr.B: You have no idea what your talking about do you?
Miss A: Uh...
or
Mr A: So you just plug it into the DAR?
Miss B: Yep
by Choo-Choo McGrew May 14, 2006