Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Choo-Choo McGrew

fall

guy1: you sure i wont fall?
gal1: Yeah, sure.
Guy1: *jumps off a cliff* *falls to a bloody death*
gal1: You failed to fly?
bloody pulp: yep. i fell.

by Choo-Choo McGrew August 17, 2006

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Disturbing Seconds

An internet cartoon about some freakish kid with a mental condition.

Guy: Disturbing Seconds freaks me out.

by Choo-Choo McGrew March 9, 2007

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Norton Antivirus

One of the best anti-virus programs ever WHEN USED CORRECTLY.

Bave: Norton Antivirus is crap!
Sam: Thars because its the old version...and your computer isnt plugged in...and you created that virus yourself...

by Choo-Choo McGrew December 20, 2006

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Windows Vista

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This disc robbertion bus written bye Microsoft's speach recycling program, abby veil on Windows Vista full-stop delete that backspace backspace select all delete that exit speech recognition
Source: Rititititchie, New Britland

by Choo-Choo McGrew August 7, 2007

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Human

The only animal species that likes to believe that giant people in robes created them and that they must worship them. They then start "Wars" over which of these giant people in robes are the best. They are very hostile and will attack or hump anything that moves. Just like all mammals, the human has mamory glands a.k.a: tits. The difference is, humans are obsessed with these tits and some are even obsessed with the tits of other animals. We call these people "Biologists".

Cow: Here comes that dumb human whos gonna feel my tits again.

Monkey in a zoo: Hey! That human is picking its nose!

Human Female: I have tits!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Fat Human Male: Me too!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!

by Choo-Choo McGrew August 18, 2006

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