2 definitions by Cholo Domexicano
Flex: Ey yo my dude! You don't understand how much I love my car bro!
Buk: Nah son, I think I do. Your girl be trippin my dude.
Flex: Fuck that. My car always does what I want it to do, never talks back to me or question me. I choose my car over that bitch. I'm turning auto!
Buk: Ah fuck. You autosexual ass dude.
Flex: Hell yea bro! I'm coming out the closet, I'm sexually attracted to cars! DAAAMN!!! Look at that LAMBO!!! I,d hit that!
Buk: Fucking automofag...
Buk: Nah son, I think I do. Your girl be trippin my dude.
Flex: Fuck that. My car always does what I want it to do, never talks back to me or question me. I choose my car over that bitch. I'm turning auto!
Buk: Ah fuck. You autosexual ass dude.
Flex: Hell yea bro! I'm coming out the closet, I'm sexually attracted to cars! DAAAMN!!! Look at that LAMBO!!! I,d hit that!
Buk: Fucking automofag...
by Cholo Domexicano April 27, 2014
Mississipaweazyassachusetts is a State in the northern south between the states of Massachusetts and Assachusetts. Back in 1869 the state of Mississipaweazyassachusetts was founded by people from Mississippi, Louisiana and Alabama. People from Mississipaweazyassachusetts call themselves "northern southerners". Mississipaweazyassachusans don't fight with their fists, instead they have ice cream fights by flinging spoons full of ice cream at each other, they also throw ice cream cones full of ice cream too. The state capital is Bostaxton Rouge. Mississipaweazyassachusans are stubborn, under educated, and bullheaded. They use school buses as transit buses as well as for schools. They call transit buses "white school buses" and call taxis "school bus cars", they also call cellular phones "cellerma-phones" and laptops "portable desktops". Mississipaweazyassachusans don't like anyone who isn't from their state and call out of staters "normies" (normal people). They make fun of the Toyota Prius and pronounced Prius as "Priass". Mississipaweazyassachusans call their state "The Northern South" and pronounce it as "Norvern Souf"
New Yorker: Where are you from?
Mississipaweazyassachusan: I'm from the norvern souf.
New Yorker: Huh?
Mississipaweazyassachusan: The State of Mississipaweazyassachusetts, up in the norvern souf, it's located up souf.
Mississipaweazyassachusan: I'm from the norvern souf.
New Yorker: Huh?
Mississipaweazyassachusan: The State of Mississipaweazyassachusetts, up in the norvern souf, it's located up souf.
by Cholo Domexicano October 26, 2013