Definitions by Chode McMasterson

smoke and reloke

A shady situation which typically involves girls that do not have anything to smoke. They will call a friend (usually you) come over to smoke and then promptly leave within the hour. You will be left with a lighter sack and blue balls.

Horse face came over last night to chill. I was trying to spit some game but all she did was smoke and reloke! DAMN

smoke and reloke by Chode McMasterson May 24, 2011

gwned 

Verb that refers to a situation in which one is gay owned.

"Dude, I was at this chick's place and there were like 4 other bros there!"

"Gwned!

gwned by Chode McMasterson November 12, 2010