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the act of performing a kinky and unexpected cereal transaction on a stage in front of millions of raped mongooses.
dude i golaped so much it was ridiculous. i was so emasculated that i cried
by Choady Mc.Protest The Hero May 19, 2007

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an instrument used when extracting froot loops from the depths of a vat of ice cream
dude just get the cuebibamaphoneologizer
by Choady Mc.Protest The Hero May 19, 2007

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