golap

the act of performing a kinky and unexpected cereal transaction on a stage in front of millions of raped mongooses.
dude i golaped so much it was ridiculous. i was so emasculated that i cried
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cuebibamaphoneologizer

an instrument used when extracting froot loops from the depths of a vat of ice cream
dude just get the cuebibamaphoneologizer
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