1 definition by Chlorine Is Poisonous

EMS

Emergency Masturbation Secession
To masturbate; To Fuck oneself

Dude, I totally just EMSed - I totally just masturbate

*Lame joke told* "Go EMS right now! not even kidding, now!" - "Go Fuck yourself!"

by Chlorine Is Poisonous December 1, 2013