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tearjerkin

To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly when drunk on Valentines Day.
After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to him by a certain surly woman, Gary decided to just stay home and do some tearjerkin.
by Chinese Mike January 10, 2009
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