Definitions by Chilly Verday

aperkalypse 

Aperkalypse,

The time between waking up and wanting coffee and the pot finishing the brew.

doint talk to me I’m surviving the aperkalypse

If you loved me you wouldn’t make me face the aperkalypse alone.

Fuck Starbucks I’ll face the aperkalypse!

aperkalypse by Chilly Verday December 31, 2019