Carnal Cucumber

Vegetarian option of meat-based penis slang or simile.

Example :

1). My girlfriend got her dip all over my carnal cucumber !
2). I'm going to use my carnal cucumber to turn her vegetarian.

3). She might be vegan but we'll see if she can take all my carnal cucumber ...

by Chilly Beef March 06, 2018

Shitberry

A small nugget of poo on your bellend after anal sex.

"Ooh! You've left a little shitberry on my little helmet, love. Better douche next time."

by Chilly Beef February 09, 2022

GayJon

A play on words of 'goujon' - Chef parlance - like a small strip of fish or chicken - a small strip of homosexuality

"How about a little GayJon with a side order of chips?"

by Chilly Beef January 26, 2019

Flappy Turd

To play Flappy Bird whilst doing number two's on the toilet.

'I'm going for a Flappy Turd!'

by Chilly Beef February 13, 2014

Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag

A cavernous hole Big gash A clown's pocket A wizard's sleeve

She has a fanny like Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag!

by Chilly Beef March 13, 2019

Clown's Flower

Analogy of female ejaculation.

I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.

by Chilly Beef September 09, 2019