Definitions by Chilly Beef

Shitberry 

A small nugget of poo on your bellend after anal sex.

"Ooh! You've left a little shitberry on my little helmet, love. Better douche next time."

Shitberry by Chilly Beef February 9, 2022

Clown's Flower 

Analogy of female ejaculation.

I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.

Clown's Flower by Chilly Beef September 9, 2019

Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag 

A cavernous hole Big gash A clown's pocket A wizard's sleeve

She has a fanny like Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag!

Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag by Chilly Beef March 13, 2019

GayJon 

A play on words of 'goujon' - Chef parlance - like a small strip of fish or chicken - a small strip of homosexuality

"How about a little GayJon with a side order of chips?"

GayJon by Chilly Beef January 26, 2019

Carnal Cucumber

Vegetarian option of meat-based penis slang or simile.

Example :

1). My girlfriend got her dip all over my carnal cucumber !
2). I'm going to use my carnal cucumber to turn her vegetarian.

3). She might be vegan but we'll see if she can take all my carnal cucumber ...

Carnal Cucumber by Chilly Beef March 6, 2018

Flappy Turd 

To play Flappy Bird whilst doing number two's on the toilet.

'I'm going for a Flappy Turd!'

Flappy Turd by Chilly Beef February 13, 2014