Definitions by Chilean doghouseS

Chilean Mine shaft

Morning wood covered in dried shit, as resulting from prolonged intermission between anal sex and cleaning one's self. Usually due to sleep, unconsciousness or prolonged confinement in a copper mine.

See also: Chilean mine worker

After a drunken night of angry anal sex and passing out, I woke up at noon to find that I had a Chilean mine shaft.

Chilean Mine shaft by Chilean doghouseS August 28, 2010