Morning wood covered in dried shit, as resulting from prolonged intermission between anal sex and cleaning one's self. Usually due to sleep, unconsciousness or prolonged confinement in a copper mine.
See also: Chilean mine worker
See also: Chilean mine worker
After a drunken night of angry anal sex and passing out, I woke up at noon to find that I had a Chilean mine shaft.
by Chilean doghouseS August 28, 2010